Cameron Lopez
(Administrative Assistant)

What’s that!? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hell no, it’s CAMERON LOPEZ. One of the Novus Centers spiciest administrative assistance. Mr. Lopez is an iron horse, he’s like a song you can’t get out of your head, or like that last trailer you see after the tornado has ripped through the park. I mean sure it’s missing some siding but it’s still there, you can still relax in the lazy boy. Provided you drive 2 miles west to find the lazy boy. If someone were to write Mr. Lopez’s biography, it would be entitled “Cameron Lopez Has Walked Through Fire, And the Fire Lost!”